Slice Of Life
At my house today:
Buddy: Did ya hear about Tiger Woods?
Me: If Tiger Woods hasn’t been accused of sex-trafficking someone, I haven’t heard about it.
Buddy: It was buried in the back of the paper that they found fossilized bacteria from mars that asteroided itself into earth. That means they found life on Mars; it should be on the front page, it’s big news.
Me: How is that news? Was it sex-trafficked here?